i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Dick very happy bro
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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