check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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