people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
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