3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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