So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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