I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Randomize
