found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
How does one acquire holy water?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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