Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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