I'm jealous of your bromance
accomplished twins. life is a go
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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