ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
