Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
