Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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