I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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