I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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