How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Barsexuality is the new black.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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