; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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