If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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