Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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