I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
home. puking in laundry basket.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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