My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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