Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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