Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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