her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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