Don't make out with my wife yet
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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