I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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