Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
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