In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
