well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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