Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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