ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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