I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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