I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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