then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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