Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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