Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
false alarm, still single
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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