Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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