I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Randomize
