Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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