: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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