I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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