no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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