The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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