can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
