He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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