i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
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