He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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