Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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