is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I currently don't understand fingers.
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