I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I wish I only lived at night.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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