dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
