Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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